Liverpool v Newcastle

And Suso whipped it in, and that’s it, full time and its 6-0 to Liverpool, and it will be a happy trip home for Liverpool, and there ends my first live blogging.

We end 90 minutes and there will be 3 minutes of stoppage time.

Even Alan Pardew wants to leave!

Newcastle had a chance saved. 5 mins plus stoppage time left!

Suso and Shelvey are coming on for Coutinho and Sturridge, so there goes his hatrick chances!

Instead of You’ll never walk alone, Liverpool fans are singing You’ll never score a goal to newcastle, whilst Sturridge is unlucky.

Liverpool passing it like Barcelona. Coutinho just hit the bar! HE is class!

Newcastle are performing like Barnet at the moment! And they were relegated today!

6-0 dear me Newcastle!

Chance for Glen Johnson was cleared!

St James’ park is slowly emptying of Geordies! 12 minutes left.

10 men of Newcastle are playing dismally!

And from the resulting Free Kick it is 6! Jordan Henderson whipped it in and it when right through. Now he is hatrick hunting. Liverpool scoring for fun!

And Mathieu Debuchy picks up his second yellow for a bad challenge on Coutinho. He’s off.

And the SuperSub makes it 5. Great finish into the corner by Borini less than a minute after coming on. No way back for Newcastle at all!

Fabio Borini replaces Steven Gerrard at 72 minutes.

Newcastle corner is cleared.

Liverpool showing life without Suarez.

Daniel Sturridge wins Liberpool a corner. Elliot collects. 20 minutes to play.

Newcastle corner. Booted away.

Daniel Sturridge should’ve put that away. He was in the clear.

Newcastle aren’t finished – they are still coming forward.

Sturridge hatrick hunting.

Newcastle sub – Anita replaces Tiote.

Liverpool are class!

And there is four! Henderson went through dragged out the keeper and slips it to Sturridge. Goal. Known as a ‘sweaty’ goal!

We’ve reached the hour mark at 3-0.

Pepe Reina fumbled that ball away.

The goal hasn’t daunted Newcastle.

Handball appeal waved away!

Newcastle have a corner.

3-0 Sturridge with a great finish. What a goal, it must be all over!

Newcastle had a chance but had a a heavy first touch that brought the ball away from him.

Newcastle playing very well!

Chance for Newcastle Reina stops it.

Newcastle started the half well. Still pressuring Liverpool.

2nd half kicks off. Newcastle bring on Obertan, they have a penalty claim waved away. They also bring on Gouffran!

Liverpool have only surrendered 2-0 leads twice in 20 seasons!

Tiote keeps stamping on Liverpool players and Glen Johnson is fiesty.

Half Time 2-0 to Liverpool.

Free kick to Newcastle in a good position but Reina collects.

Bust-up between Tiote and Johnson.

Here’s a fact. Only Reading have a poorer 2nd half record than Newcastle!

S Taylor is booked.

Cabaye and Glen Johnson join the ref’s notebook with a yellow card apiece. 41 minutes played.

Newcastle win a corner. Won by Sissoko. It comes to nothing.

Jonas Gutierrez booked for a foul on Sturridge.

Good five minutes for Newcastle, Liverpool stepped off the pace.

Great cross by Haidara, James Perch missed a sitter of a header on the edge of the six yard box. What a miss!

Cleared. 15 minutes until half time.

Gerrard ran in and won ANOTHER corner!

Liverpool corner. They win another.

Gerrard struck it on his left foot but it was wide by a mile!

Possession is 50/50 but Liverpool are the better side. 28 mins gone.

Newcastle’s first chance. Coutinho gave it away but the shot was high and wide. Typical for Newcastle.

Liverpool still dominating.

Sturridge went on a good run, but his shot was straight at Elliot, the Newcastle keeper.

Nice move from Johnson and Downing breaks down. 23 mins gone.

Sturridge and Debuchy having a disagreement. Sturridge threw the ball away. They are both booked.

Danger is cleared. 2 – 0 to Liverpool 18 mins.

Henderson the former Sunderland man. Newcastle corner.

2-0! Coutinho played it to Sturridge, who brings the keeper out, then slips it to Henderson who pops it away.

Still 1-0 to Liverpool.

Newcastle starting to have a bit more possession, 15 mins gone.

Yet another chance for Liverpool, Sturridge played in but was ruled offside by the linesman.

All Liverpool here, Newcastle ate nowhere!

Liverpool fans sing ‘Luis Suarez bites when he wants!’

Liverpool chance. Coutinho played Henderson in but Elliot the Newcastle keeper collected it. Unlucky!

Liverpool pressing.

Inside three minutes!

Goal for Liverpool! Daniel Agger with a header not direct from the corner but just after!

And another. Enrique the former Geordie is being booed!

Liverpool corner won by Daniel Sturridge!

Here we go!

Liverpool will kick off.

The same officials for the FA cup final are in charge here!

Last season, on this ground Pepe Reina got sent off for Liverpool for head butting James Perch!

The players are out of the tunnel!

No Suarez today for Liverpool, due to his 10 match ban (see Yummy Yummy Yummy (Ivanovic in my Tummy))!

Liverpool team: Reina, Johnson, Enrique, Agger, Carragher, Gerrard, Coutinho, Henderson, Downing, Lucas, Sturridge.

Newcastle team : Elliot, Yanga M’Biwa, Perch, Haidara, Debuchy, S Taylor, Cabaye, Sissoko, Gutierrez, Tiote, Cisse.

Live blogging! Lets go! Cmon Liverpool 🙂

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