Here are some cracking jokes:
Q: Why is milk the fastest thing in the world?
A: Because it’s pasteurised before you know it!
Q: Which cheese is made backwards?
Q:What’s the definition of intense?
A: That’s where campers sleep!
Q: How do you make a hot dog stand?
A: Steal its chair!
Q: What washes up on very small beaches?
Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive?
A: Some day my prints will come!
If you have any, then feel free to comment!