Hilarious New Apps 😂!

Two hilarious new apps that will give you hours of banter with your friends… Bitmoji, and BAM!

Exclusive: Barnet FC Bid to Host World Cup 2026

North London team Barnet FC have today stunned the world by putting forward a proposal to host the FIFA World Cup in 2026. The League 2 side have declared the full details for “Bees ’26” in an exclusive press release to blametheblogger. Read on for more details…

Clash Of Clans FC

If Clash of Clans had a football team…
Find out who is the speedy winger, the last line of defense and the tank at the back…

Lyrics: ‘The Crumble Song’ – Lorraine Bowen feat. ‘My Casio Organ’

Lorraine Bowen’s insanely catchy song that prompted mad scenes on Britain’s Got Talent takes to the blametheblogger stage, and use my lyrics to sing along!

Incredible Exclusive: McDonald’s Plan Launch of Fast Food Spacecraft – April Fools Day Special

In an unprecedented advance in technology, The McDonald’s Corporation has announced the planned launch of a fast food spacecraft into orbit, named McMilky Way. Happy April Fools Day!

Why are yawns so contagious? (and some other big questions answered)

Have you ever wondered why yawns are so contagious? Or how long you could survive by eating yourself (I wouldn’t recommend it)? Here are some huge and stupid questions answered…

Balotelli To Liverpool?

Super Mario is back in town!!! Pictured above is the horrific incident thought to be the reason that the bonkers Italian left the Premier League in the first place. During Man City training, he was ordered off the field by then manager Roberto Mancini for a bad tackle on Scott Sinclair. However, then Mario took…

100 Weirdest Words You’ve Never Heard Of

From aeolian to zymurgy, here is a list of weirdest words you’ve probably never heard…

The Top 10 Things About the 2013/14 Premier League Season

It was a whirlwind season of cheers, jeers and fears, but here is my top 10! 10: FELIX MAGATH All smiles! Everything’s a joke! We get relegated? Bah, it’s funny! That’s Felix Magath for you. Eccentric and Electric, Daft and Dreamy! 9: UNITED’S DOWNFALL From champs to chumps, from heroes to zeroes! It was funny,…

The Best iPod Touch App Award

Welcome to the App of the year award 2014! The winners have been selected after a long voting period! Category 1: Sports Games Nominees: Real Racing Three VTT3 Football Manager 2013 Handheld NSS FIFA 14 Score! World Goals! It was a very tight decision, but I can tell you now that the winner is… FIFA…

X Factor Final 2013 – Live Blog

Luke eliminated! Sam and Nicholas progress! 0901205051__ on landline 65051__ on mobiles Nicholas – 01 Sam – 02   See you all soon – Luke has gone home!!! Wrong decision in my mind, Luke has more talent than Nicholas, hope he gets a record deal and does well #xfactor — Lisa Ebblewhite (@RobbiesAngel76) December 14,…

The Best iPod Touch Apps Award Nominees

What are the best apps on the iPod? Lets find out! Category 1 – Sports Games Real Racing 3 – A fantastic racing game, with a huge database of information! VTT3 – Only the greatest, most realistic table tennis game ever! Three different game modes on three different levels! Football Manager 2013 Handheld – The…

What to Do When Your Ceiling Collapses?

This sounds utterly mad, but it is true – the plaster of my lounge ceiling fell! So what do you do? Well, the first thing to do is get out of the room – Just in case the rest falls. Then get help! Here is a photo gallery of  my poor lounge ceiling:

The Book Corner – A Review and a Preview

Welcome to The Book Corner, where I review and preview the latest books! First Up – A book review! Russian Roulette – Anthony Horowitz The tenth book in the popular teenage spy series, Alex Rider, takes a twist as a story based on Yassen Gregorivich, the villain in a few books, tells his own story.…

Reviews – FIFA 14 vs PES 2014 and Showbiz Gossip

FIFA 14 vs PES 2014 FIFA 14: TOP OF THE LEAGUE It’s that time again, when the two best footie games go head-to-head in the battle for your cash. We might have to wait for the Xbox One and PS4 version before we see any major improvements to graphics and artificial intelligence of players, but…

First News – An Insight

Another Insight! (HERE and HERE) Here we look at the children’s newspaper, First News. An Overview First News is the UK’s only newspaper for young people and the widest-read children’s publication in the country with 1,047,543 seven to 14 year olds reading it every week. It is a tabloid, and aims to present current events and politics in…

ToonDoo Comics: My latest selection

Hiya bloggers. Here I show you my latest ToonDoo comics! To see more, find my other comics, HERE and HERE. ToonDoo is a free comic-making website! You have to check it out! Remember, click the comic to make it bigger! First up, a tennis player gets in a muddle! Now, some trouble with the bed!…

100th Post – a blametheblogger Special

Guys, we have reached a major landmark! THIS IS OUR 100TH POST! To celebrate this remarkable achievement, I have looked at every post and show it to you! Here it is! WELCOME TO MY BLOG The first post ever on my blog, it isn’t too interesting, but be sure to comment on it! Continue Reading → LUIS SUAREZ…

Glorious Giggles

Here are some cracking jokes: Q: Why is milk the fastest thing in the world? A: Because it’s pasteurised before you know it!   Q: Which cheese is made backwards? A:Edam!   Q:What’s the definition of intense? A: That’s where campers sleep!   Q: How do you make a hot dog stand? A: Steal its…

My Favourite Books

First of all, none of these are real books. It is just a comedy post! My Favourite Books: How to get to work on time by Mr. Bus   How to stop bullying by Howard U Lykett   The right and wrong behaviour by Dat -Wos Wong   My puzzles by Sue Doku   The…